Who did this shit?
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
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im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already. — Overwhelmingly accurate. (via joeythegiant)
(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via gameofthorins)